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So you want to help your spouse job hunting efforts by using tech.  First thing you want is an affordable laptop for web building and blogging.  You head to the nearest Best Buy only to be slammed with terms like netbook, sub-notebook, MIDs, UMPC.  Follow the handy flowchart provided by The Register and you too can burn $1000 for a device that reached obsolence the day it launched.  Hey it worked for me!

I made my fair share of rubberband guns during my youth but as an adult, you need better tech to send those bands across the cubical farm.  You need weapons like these:



This skit was by far the funniest thing I have seen in recent weeks.  I was in tears!


I ran into this article that made me laugh:
Top five things to hate about Facebook
What it spoke about are things that I am guilty of doing and admit are annoying, but what was funny was the following statement found in the article:

It promises much, and delivers so little. Like a semi-erection big enough to be a publicly embarrassing lump, but not large enough to be of any use to anyone whatsoever.

It reminded me of a statement I once heard in a meeting:

A good networking tool is like porn, you know what you like when you see it.

Both statements are cool refreshing analogies desperately needed in otherwise useless reports. Thank you for the perverse humor, I get a chuckle out of it every time.

So I got my latest issue of Men’s Fitness and in there was a list of the fittest cities with Colorado Springs leading the way.  Many examples provided such as how a social meet up at CS means meeting at a trail-head is very true.  But you see, it was because I was there blasting on the trails.  Give me a year or so and you will find Austin on the list.

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