I ran into this article that made me laugh:
Top five things to hate about Facebook
What it spoke about are things that I am guilty of doing and admit are annoying, but what was funny was the following statement found in the article:
It promises much, and delivers so little. Like a semi-erection big enough to be a publicly embarrassing lump, but not large enough to be of any use to anyone whatsoever.
It reminded me of a statement I once heard in a meeting:
A good networking tool is like porn, you know what you like when you see it.
Both statements are cool refreshing analogies desperately needed in otherwise useless reports. Thank you for the perverse humor, I get a chuckle out of it every time.